07.02.2022

9:52 pm
I know a lot about stain removal.

04.06.2022

11:33 pm
No one tells you that it's okay to be bad. I think badness in controlled settings is good for mental yin/yang balance. For me this looks like: eating a piece of chocolate before bed, but after I brush my teeth.

04.06.2022

11:34 am
The secret to keeping a clean floor is acquiring a vacuum you get along with.

04.06.2022

11:33 am
Don & Dawn are phonetically the same name.

03.23.2022

3:01 pm
When I'm feeling sad I'll meow loudly in the shower like a lonely street cat.

03.06.2022

11:00 pm
I confuse Irish accents with pirate accents.

02.21.2022

8:10 pm
Even terrible people aren't terrible 100% of the time.

02.13.2022

9:37 pm
I like getting drunk alone more than I should.

01.31.2022

9:37 pm
I want to be friends with my ex-bf's gf but that would be weird for everyone involved.

01.30.2022

6:57 pm
I know there is great new music out there but I usually stick to the music of my youth. I wish I was more comfortable with changing things up.

01.25.2022

4:25 pm
I don't understand the appeal of tarot cards, crystals, or essential oils. To me it seems like a marketing ploy to take the disposable income of women.

01.24.2022

9:00 pm
I regret getting my nose pierced in Miami during spring break of '07.

01.20.2022

6:50 pm
I don't understand 50% of the jokes I hear.